10 - Funny Jokes

Size: (9 x 5) 230mm x 130mm

Message inside reads:

If I have 5 eyes, 3 red ears and a green nose, what am I? Really ugly! What do you call two robbers? A pair of knickers! Where do monkeys make toast? Under a gorilla! How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it! What do you call it when an apple gives a banana a black eye? A fruit punch! What do cats have for breakfast? Mice Krispies! How do you make a toilet roll? Throw it down a hill! Why doid they jelly baby go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie! What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe? A very long toothbrush! What did one eye say to the other eye? There's something between us that smells!